from jiawen

Pick the month you were born:
January —– I kicked
February —– I loved
March —– I smoked
April —– I dry humped
May —– I choked on
June —– I murdered
July —– I did the Macarena with
August —– I had lunch with
September —– I danced with
October —– I sang to
November —– I yelled at
December —– I ran over

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
1 ——- a birdbath
2 ——- a monster
3 ——- a phone
4 ——- a fork
5 ——- a Mexican
6 ——- a gangster
7 ——- my cell phone
8 ——- my dog
9 ——- my best friend’s boyfriend
10 —— my neighbour
11 ——- my science teacher
12 ——- a banana
13 ——- a fireman
14 ——- a stuffed animal
15 ——- a goat
16 ——- a pickle
17 ——- your mom
18 ——- a spoon
19 ——- myself
20 ——- a baseball bat
21 ——- a ninja
22 —– a model
23 ——- a noodle
24 ——- a squirrel
25 ——- a football player
26 ——- my sister
27 ——- my brother
28 ——- an ipod
29 —— a permanent marker
30 ——- a llama
31 ——- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White —— because I’m cool like that.
Black ——- because that’s how I roll.
Pink ——– because I’m NOT a homosexual
Red ——– because the voices told me to do so
Blue ——– because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green —– because I hate myself.
Purple —– because I’m cool.
Gray ——- because I was drunk.
Yellow —– because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange —- because I hate my family.
Brown —– because I was high.
Other —— because I’m a ninja.
None ——- because I can’t control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!
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lol


roar im so tired of SIAs and i cant ever escape from them till they are over and done with

tiredddd i cant wait till i finish my work

i should really have more discipline
rahh

im tired, and i mean it